Jessica Simpson on suicide watch

**NotSoSilentBob** · December 28th, 2006, 12:54 AM

Jessica -- My Christmas Sucks
Posted Dec 27th 2006 8:45AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started

For Jessica Simpson, it's the most miserable time of the year, with no man and a career that's going off the rails.

Jessica didn't leave her trailer on the Louisiana set of her movie "Blonde Ambition" for two days, according to In Touch Weekly, prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee. Then, when the thought of sun and warmth in Hawaii was just too much to bear, Jessica decided to go to blizzard-ridden Colorado instead.

Her dark moods are being blamed partly on her recent "9 to 5" debacle at the Kennedy Center Honors -- only a brief glimpse of her arm could be seen during the broadcast of the tribute to Dolly Parton last night. And the mag says, Jess' second Christmas without ex-hubby Nick Lachey has been particularly hard, especially because Nick is constantly and very publicly out and about with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.

**TheBeast** · December 28th, 2006, 12:56 AM

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prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee

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How bad do you have to be to be getting help from her.

**NotSoSilentBob** · December 28th, 2006, 12:57 AM

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prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee

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How bad do you have to be to be getting help from her.

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Hey, since she had her face reconstructed, she's been on the up and up.

Personally, I would have like to intervened on both of them... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

**TheBeast** · December 28th, 2006, 01:02 AM

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prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee

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How bad do you have to be to be getting help from her.

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Hey, since she had her face reconstructed, she's been on the up and up.

Personally, I would have like to intervened on both of them... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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At the same time. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]

**NotSoSilentBob** · December 28th, 2006, 01:03 AM

Only if I had a million dollars.

And if you get that one, you're a helluva lot cooler than I ever thought you were. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

**TheBeast** · December 28th, 2006, 01:09 AM

I can only imagine, cool is overrated anyway, especially if you aren't. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**Ironlung** · December 28th, 2006, 08:51 AM

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: [censored] straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my [censored] all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do [censored].